You've been Eugene'd,
The council convened,
You have been outpreened,
It wasn't my dream,
That they intervened,
This land in between,
Is left bare ungreened,
I hope its regreened,
We'll convene tomorrow.
\- Eugene DeGooseman

You've been Eugene'd,
My hubris and spleen,
Convict me as mean,
So here we convene,
About fields ungreened,
The chasm between,
And words left too lean:
You are no less preened,
You have my apologies.
\- Eugene DeGooseman.

All hallows'eened,
You guessed it...
You've been Eugene'd,
These spooks that are seen,
These bats, skulls and fiends,
Make me want to glean,
Why with spiderman death has been?
And we try to scare ourselves mean?
It makes me think - which I do like to do,
Why brother John chose these words, just a few:
Perfect love casts out fear.
\- Eugene DeGooseman

You've been Eugene'd,
The Christmas has eve'd,
The house has been cleaned,
For merry making,
Great celebrating,
On One whom I lean,
The birth of the king,
Now forever living,
His blood for my sin,
And He humbled Himself as a baby.
\- Eugene DeGooseman

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Bonus:
Last Christmas I gave you a poem,
The very next day I gave you another,
This year to save me from tears,
I'll give you another poem.

What spices work with beans?
So many questions for cuisines,
I couldn't tell you where I lean,
So the Dr told me 'Don't be keen.'
'Just grab the ham and fried eggs green!'
But this I say I've never seen,
I wipe my brow and turn to glean,
Why am I the one befuddled mean?
*You* were meant to be Eugene'd,
\- Eugene DeGooseman

Old Shakespeare once told me,
He saw a man to the chaps unseamed,
Wait no - He was simply just privy,
To the musings of his quill and ge-
-nius a depth of meaning forcibly,
Made known in plays that march like poems.
Oh, I forgot to tell you that it's me,
You probably guessed it:
You've been Eugene'd,
About that incident yestereve,
I took a supernovella in my arms,
Wiped my brow and steeled my calm,
I ran into the depths of mind to watch,
The flash of definition in the pan,
A light of symbol in the dark,
I watched it delve into the lines of space,
Unseam it's deepest meaning to the chaps,
How did I return to tell the tale?
Do I not look like Mr E. DeGooseman to you?
\- Eugene DeGooseman