Dentist-entist,
Cleans what's been missed,
Informs of cleanliness,
At least it's short - that is the list,
Of what to do for toothy bliss,
Dentist-entist.

Huddle around dear friends,
It's time to commit our lives to the Lord,
To smell, walk and talk like living sacrifices,
A holy and pleasing aroma to our God - don't you forget,
And it is He who washes us clean and covers us in his perfume,
A perfume that was wrung out of him like water from a rag,
All for love and to his eternal glory,
Amen.